I’m lucky. I have hilarious friends. Sometimes they don’t mean to be. “Quotes Taken Out of Context” is a collection of times when my friends accidentally say hilarious things. With more to follow, here’s the kickoff:

“I saw a fat man on a motorcycle yesterday… and not like a cruiser … more of a crotch rocket…so you could really see his massive butt hanging over each side.”

- Cheryl Doerksen

…Have a happy Labor Day, please.