Last week while walking through the wilds of Williamsburg, I passed this.  Just like last time, it needs a caption. Bad. Please leave yours.

This round’s winning caption receives a copy of Marc Johns’ righteous book of illustrations, “Serious Drawings.”

As always, you are free to submit as many captions as your noodle can pop out. I’ll announce the winner Thursday, July, 2nd.

Update (7/2): This was a really hard decision, because there’s a ton of solid gold in the comments. Jeff Hardin takes the win with: “Prison dwarf tossing FAIL,” which actually made me spit coffee when I read it.

I passed this scene earlier today while walking to Cohabitat.

It needs a caption. Bad. Please leave yours. The best caption wins a brand new Marshmallow Shooter.

PS: Multiple submittals are totally acceptable.

Update (1/28/09): The winner is Mr. Jason Harrison, with:

“While the fleshy husk of Julia’s human body proved too enticing for the aliens to pass up, they had the sense to leave her gaudy, gold pumps.”