Jun 25, 2009
Caption Contest #2: High & Mighty Tighty Whities
Last week while walking through the wilds of Williamsburg, I passed this. Just like last time, it needs a caption. Bad. Please leave yours.
This round’s winning caption receives a copy of Marc Johns’ righteous book of illustrations, “Serious Drawings.”
As always, you are free to submit as many captions as your noodle can pop out. I’ll announce the winner Thursday, July, 2nd.
Update (7/2): This was a really hard decision, because there’s a ton of solid gold in the comments. Jeff Hardin takes the win with: “Prison dwarf tossing FAIL,” which actually made me spit coffee when I read it.
38 Comments, Comment or Ping
Credit Union Warrior
“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.”
Jun 25th, 2009
Denise Wymore
Back Alley Vasectomy
Jun 25th, 2009
Larry
Mondays.
Jun 25th, 2009
Ron Shevlin
“I’m just damn glad I didn’t STEP on that barbed wire.”
Jun 25th, 2009
Lauren Losak
“Invisible man gets caught in barbed wire fence, mid-wedgie.”
Jun 25th, 2009
Larry
Donny really regreted limiting himself to just the shirt and underwear for today.
Jun 25th, 2009
Christopher
Somewhere Lenny thought to himself, “Well, the good news is I escaped from prison. Bad news is I’m naked as a jailbird.”
Jun 25th, 2009
Larry
Hey look at that flower!
Jun 25th, 2009
Ron Shevlin
Faced with scientific proof that male enhancement pills didn’t work, Bob resorted to other tactics in order to impress the ladies.
Jun 25th, 2009
Denise Wymore
“I’m out there Jerry and I’m LOVIN’ it!”
Jun 25th, 2009
Denise Wymore
“Gang member’s clothes line.”
Jun 25th, 2009
Jimmy Marks
That razor wire really hit the skids.
Jun 25th, 2009
Jeff Hardin
Upon his recapture, Earl was immediately charged with felonious wearing of white after Labor day.
Jun 25th, 2009
Jeff Hardin
Prison dwarf tossing FAIL.
Jun 25th, 2009
Christopher Stevenson
The part of Guys Backflip Into Jeans you didn’t see.
Jun 25th, 2009
Christopher Stevenson
Explanatory note for my previous comment: See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShf2VuAu_Q
Jun 25th, 2009
Larry
The worst part is the pool of rubbing alcohol on the other side.
Jun 25th, 2009
Jimmy Marks
The scene:
A guy, Judd, tries to escape an insane asylum while pursued by an orderly. In the process, he loses all his clothes.
Judd, to Orderly: “I’m telling you, I’m not crazy!”
Orderly: “Please, I can plainly see yer nuts.”
Jun 25th, 2009
Matt Vance
Better to have loved and lost your tighty whities than never to have loved at all.
Jun 25th, 2009
Jovanna
Saving Private Fruit of the Loom
Jun 25th, 2009
Cheryl
ironically, the razor wire did more to harm Johnny’s chances of future fertility than the constrictive nature of his tighty whities ever did
Jun 25th, 2009
Cheryl
The Inaugural Flight of the Backyard Human Catapult:
helmet for safety: check
tighty whities for aerodynamic efficiency: check
point away from the neighbor’s razor wire fence: ..aw $#%^
Jun 25th, 2009
Credit Union Warrior
During a momentary lapse in judgement, Michael Vick’s agent reasoned that it would be a nice gesture for his client to “give back” by volunteering at a local animal shelter. Sparky, the happy-go-lucky rotweiler, agreed.
Jun 25th, 2009
Matt Vance
The Dark Side of the Moon
Jun 25th, 2009
GeorgeH
Governor Sanford’s undies were discovered on the border of the Appalachian Trail and Argentina, today.
Jun 25th, 2009
Ryan
New meaning to the high and tight….
Jun 25th, 2009
Drew Dixon
“Wale Annie-Mae, I werz tryin’ ter werk on the roof o’ tha dubble wide, but I cood hardly get arayound” said Billy-Bob explaining why there was still a leak in the ceiling.
Jun 25th, 2009
Jeff Hardin
“Look what we’ve got our Hanes on now.”
Jun 25th, 2009
becky bailey
good think he didn’t wear boxer briefs…might’ve lost a leg.
Jun 25th, 2009
Denise Wymore
“Blood, Sweat and Tears.”
Jun 26th, 2009
Ron Shevlin
Hilary’s surprise visit to Bill’s office in Harlem didn’t go as planned.
Jun 26th, 2009
Brent Dixon
I love you guys like I love not having my underwear snagged on razorwire.
That’s not a caption, just a statement. These are fantastic.
Jun 29th, 2009
Tim McAlpine
On Craig’s List:
Lost: Favorite pair of white briefs. Details hazzy. Believe they were lost in Williamsburg. Remember tequila, pitbull, midget and razor wire. Please respond privately.
Jun 29th, 2009
Jason Harrison
The barbed wire now only had to wait. His perfectly set trap of old, red athletic t-shirt, “gently used” tighty whities, and jeans pocket would surely be the thing to nab him a Bubba that wandered by.
Jun 29th, 2009
James Robert Lay
Walkin’ through the hood with a glock in my waste band, a rolley on my wrist and a 40 in my hand,
I stop and look up and what do i do i see, somebody’s nappy stained undies just starin’ at me
This puzzles me so i stop and take some time to think, i raise my 40 high for another drink
Then i take a step back, look up and down the block, something blowin’ in the wind, there i am standin’ in my socks
What has happened, how could it be, those nappy stained undies belong to me.
Jun 29th, 2009
Andy
~Although a rabid NASCAR fan, Cletus was still unclear about the whole “drafting” concept.
~Looks like Simple Jack now has not one but two new BlackBerries.
~The E! True Hollywood Story: “It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas: The Rise and Fall of Jumpin” Jack Flash”
~”You’ve been hit by/you’ve been struck by/a Smooth Criminal.” (RIP, M. Jackson)
~We now know who wears short shorts.
Jun 30th, 2009
Nicole Hinken
Does this barbed wire make my butt look big?
Jun 30th, 2009
Shawna
Dare. Double Dare. Physical Challenge.
Jul 1st, 2009
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