Jan 23, 2009
Caption Contest: Misfit Kicks
I passed this scene earlier today while walking to Cohabitat.
It needs a caption. Bad. Please leave yours. The best caption wins a brand new Marshmallow Shooter.
PS: Multiple submittals are totally acceptable.
Update (1/28/09): The winner is Mr. Jason Harrison, with:
“While the fleshy husk of Julia’s human body proved too enticing for the aliens to pass up, they had the sense to leave her gaudy, gold pumps.”
29 Comments, Comment or Ping
Andi
Gettin’ the heel out of here!
Jan 23rd, 2009
Christopher
American Cinderella.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Aaron G
I live in Uptown and throw away my shoes when I get new ones.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Matt
In case of rapture, these shoes will be unmanned.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Drew Dixon
I hate shoes because I am a cavewoman.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Matt
Here’s the news caption:
Woman dangles from tree for hours while passersby take pictures of shoes below.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Cheryl
new for Spring 2009, the latest in vogue landscaping: yardsaling. Why go for boring old potted plants when you can scatter high fashion heels?
its the bedhead look but for your yard.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Credit Union Warrior
Even ghosts do the gotta-pee-pee dance.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Christopher
The invisible woman trips on stairs.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Daniel Miller
“I wonder where the rest of her clothes are?”
Jan 23rd, 2009
Sara
I met this great guy last night, we had fun, yadda, yadda, yadda, I couldn’t find my shoes this morning.
Jan 23rd, 2009
lisa
After eight martinis, mid-drunken text and halfway to her door, Ashley slurred, “fucking shewwws! screw dis noiise,” and proceeded to stumble to her door. Once inside, she noticed a homeless man scavenging for coke cans out back, whom she promptly invited in, threw on the couch and dry-humped for two hours like a teenager in the back seat of a Camaro. Or a dog. A really fucking annoying dog.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Chelsea
The Walk of Shame - A lot less shameful without shoes. Really?
Jan 23rd, 2009
Chelsea
Tired of being the mistress? Want his wife to catch him? Leave behind some of your clothing. Although, heels on the front steps might just be confusing.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Trey
invisible woman breaks ankle
Jan 23rd, 2009
Chelsea
If you really want a marshmallow gun, throw your heels on the doorstep of a house you know that Brent walk by.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Jason Harrison
While the fleshy husk of Julia’s human body proved too enticing for the aliens to pass up, they had the sense to leave her gaudy, gold pumps.
Jan 23rd, 2009
Dave
“Darn it, where did I leave my shoes”
Jan 23rd, 2009
Jan
Gives a whole new meaning to “house shoes”.
Jan 24th, 2009
Denise Wymore
“Aw frack it!”
Starbuck on her first night out on planet earth.
Jan 24th, 2009
Jan
Roger decided to test out his comment to his wife that her new high heels would look better as a lawn ornament than on her feet.
Jan 24th, 2009
Credit Union Warrior
Footloose. Footloose. Kick off your Sunday shoes.
Jan 25th, 2009
Brent
Judy, the world’s only bathmaphobic shoe, was a constant frustration to her partner.
……..
These are awesome, I love y’all. And don’t worry, I’m not trying to compete at my own game. I just wanted to play too.
Also, Ive gotten some emails asking for the cutoff date. Let’s say Wednesday.
Jan 25th, 2009
Brent
“Well this yard sale sucks,” thought Herb as he kept on driving.
Jan 25th, 2009
Andy LaFlamme
Though Sarah had long gotten over her relationship, her shoes continued to wait outside his house daily until he finally placed a restraining order on them.
Jan 26th, 2009
Sara
The stress of her first blind date in years too much to take, Mary kicked off her shoes and ran for the safety of her apartment and cat.
Jan 27th, 2009
Sara
Police are still puzzled by the Jimmy Choo Bandit, who leaves his signature pair of shoes after completely wiping the victim’s home of all valuables.
Jan 27th, 2009
Brent Dixon
You all made me laugh every single day. Thank you very much for that.
And the winner is::
Jason Harrison.
Please enjoy your marshmallow gun. Don’t shoot your eye out.
Jan 28th, 2009
Jan
Jason was a “shoe-in” to win cuz of his funny caption!!
Jan 29th, 2009
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